Anonymous asked:
Yes! Cracking trees are loud aren't they? And my only explanation for being drunk when I should be asleep is that I had some delicious Newcastle brown ale in my fridge. Fuck! Oh well I think God will forgive me. And I'm sorry your puppy is away from you right now. I don't know what I would do if mine was away right now. I know you get odd things posted, but remember I'm drunk.
Dude that is a valid reason for being drunk and it’s not a bad thing I get odd anons it’s just where did this come from why do you want to talk to me
I’m boring
Tell me who you areeee I like drunk people with dogs
